"Everything that kills me makes me feel alive"

Counting stars, One Republic

sherlocksmyth:

"Drugs make you stressed and paranoid. They give you self-esteem issues and destroy your sleep pattern as well as affect your overall mental health."

okay i don’t take drugs but someone posted this on facebook and it sounds an awful lot like school

iwishihadafather:

flyontheedge:

flyontheedge:

While looking around for Halloween Costumes online I find this

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And they have capes on the back

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And they come in Superman, too

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And if any guy comes to my door wearing those, I will give him the whole bowl of candy.

WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO

It has 200 notes calm down

(via sherlocksmyth)

twentyonepilotz:

"have you ever had a song written about you"

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(Source: twentyonepilotz, via jaredpodalecki)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via youmakemyarcreact)

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

(via youmakemyarcreact)

clestroying:

When ya fingerin your pregnant girl and her baby grab ur fingers

(via shadows-di3)